Mall shopping
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. He wanted to get some food at the food court. So we're sitting there and I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair that was all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. So, my dad keeps staring at him. The teenager would look over just to find him staring every time. When the kid finally had enough, he sarcastically asks, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic form he says with out batting an eye.. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Good times.
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